long story short, jake and i had a conversation last night that involved brian bendis teaming up with matt fraction to take on scott lobdell and dan didio in a steel cage match with chip zdarsky as the referee and gail simone on commentary
I would have so much commentary!
I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies.
but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.
"um starfire’s powers are fueled by the sun that’s why she has to wear skimpy clothes" hey u know who else’s powers are fueled by the sun? superman. come on clark time for that toothfloss speedo chop chop
his nipples are covered by tiny capes
immediately upon making this post i realized there needed to be fanart